Rant: Musicals

UPDATE:This is where the blog really starts. Now I will be ranting and ranting till my fingers burn(maybe)
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Rant:Musicals

Musicals. Sometimes I hate them sometimes I don't. There just so random. There basically all the same so when I watch them I basically know what to expect. All the characters in the play,movie or whatever will start randomly singing that is why there called musicals but they always catch me by surprise.

So I sit down grab some popcorn maybe get a back massage(sometimes) and it begins. So like always it starts getting good. Then out of nowhere. Faster than a speeding 5 jumping jacks they start singing. For me it totally ruins the world I had dreamed up inside my head.

Okay maybe that is a bit too far but still. I will start daydreaming. So this totally ruins my experience because they start singing at random places at random times about random things.Oh yeah almost forgot don't forget the dancing. Those little choreographed pieces of art that are so complicated it amuses you for the 2 minutes there doing it.

Picture this, a musical set in the 1450's about an English man. He is out at the "market", can't find a certain food, lets say cabbages(I know weird)Boom!;the singing begins.

THE FOLLOWING SONG TAKES PLACE IN A RANDOM MOMENT AT A RANDOM TIME ABOUT RANDOM FOODS ENJOY.

Cabbages
I need them now.
Not apples,or grapes,or those lemony cakes, just Cabbages.
Yes sir please hear my words.(PAUSE)
Have you seen any small,(PAUSE)round greenish looking things,(PAUSE)that may resemble something else maybe, slate.
Yes slate.(PAUSE)
What is slate(PAUSE)
I just added that bit to rhyme this song, so please forgive,and just read along.(PAUSE)
Don't mistake it for snot, I'm sure that its not. I just need it.
Cabbages,ooh ooh cabbages,ahh ahh cabbages x2
(Everyone starts singing along,and dancing and then when there done singing and dancing everyone acts like nothing happens.

See what I mean. "Musicals are strange.